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| Also known as |
The Queen's Legs |
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| Joined team |
June 2007 |
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Goalkeeper |
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"shit, gone through
my legs again ..." |
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| Also known as |
Rocky |
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| Joined team |
January 2005 |
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Goalkeeper |
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| Has been heard to say ... |
"These gloves are crap,
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"Off the fence ..." |
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| Also known as |
Norbert or Nobby or "Oi,
dive!" |
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| Joined team |
January 2005 |
| Position |
Defence or reserve, standby,
deputy Goalkeeper |
| Has been heard to say ... |
"We'd have won if we'd
scored more goals than them ..." |
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"You've all done very
well." |
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Podgy or Bert |
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| Joined team |
January 2005 |
| Position |
Defensive, midfield striker
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| Has been heard to say ... |
"Run!!!" |
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"Well done Bert!" |
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"Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow ..." |
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| Also known as |
Clis McFurry |
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| Joined team |
February 2005 |
| Position |
Forward |
| Has been heard to say ... |
"That was only just
over the bar ..." |
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"What am I doing down
here looking at the sky?" |
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| Also known as |
LBB or Little Big Brother |
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| Joined team |
March 2005 |
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Forward, defensive midfielder |
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"Lucky it's not the
windy pitch ..." |
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"That's the benefit
of sports science for you." |
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"Ankles are for nicking
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| Also known as |
Basher Brown, Browner or
"I smell a curry" |
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| Joined team |
May 2005 |
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Defensive midfielder |
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| Has been heard to say ... |
"Referee, you are havin'
a laugh!!!" |
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"Get back to your homework,
I've been at work all day." |
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| Also known as |
Bash |
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| Joined team |
July 2006 |
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| Position |
Forward |
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| Has been heard to say ... |
"Dive !!!" |
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"Don't touch me, you
fanny!" |
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| Also known as |
Gav |
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| Joined team |
september 2007 |
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| Position |
Forward |
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| Has been heard to say ... |
"What do you mean,
pass the ball ... ?" |
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| Also known as |
Wazzer |
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| Joined team |
September 2007 |
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Midfield |
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| Has been heard to say ... |
er, any suggestions? |
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